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May 17, 2004

Reviews Troy - The (abridged) script

INT. GREEK PALACE

Brendan Gleeson (Greek King #1): Welcome, other Greek kings and Trojan princes. Let us have a great feast and not be at war anymore, 'cos dying is rubbish.

Eric Bana (Hector): Yes, as son of the Trojan king, let's have peace.

Brendan Gleeson: Excellent - let the party start!

Orlando Bloom (Paris): Ahem, just excuse me while I seduce your wife, while doing by best Legolas impression.

EXT. TROJAN SHIPS EN-ROUTE TO TROY

Orlando: Brother, I've got something to tell you - me and Diane Kruger have fallen in love, and she's coming to Troy with us.

Eric: Orlando, don't be stupid, you'll embattle Troy in a war with the Greeks, Troy will be burnt to the ground and everyone will die - we're going back to Greece right now!

Orlando: But Eric, I love her and she's the only woman in the film with blond hair, so she must be beautiful. I'll go back with her, and they'll kill me - you wouldn't let that happen would you?

Diane Kruger smiles, shakes her hair and LOOKS BEAUTIFUL

Eric: Well now you put it like that, the fall of Troy doesn't sound so bad - we're going back to Troy right now!

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March 14, 2004

Reviews A gig with a twist... (Graham Coxon)
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Graham Coxon (of ex. Blur fame) was playing at Fibbers on friday. Now Lydia (a friend from YSC is a huge Blur / Graham Coxon fan, and so obviously was going to the gig. Sarah and myself thought we'd tag along as well, and so around 7pm on friday night we found ourselves in the White Swan near Fibbers, getting some food before the said gig. Well it wasn't long before Lydia started thinking a guy in the corner of the pub was the aforementioned Graham Coxon. Of course my and sarah were not convinced, and after a few minutes Lydia gave up on that particular fantasy. This was until the guy and the people with him got up and walked past us into the other lounge, and we realised it actually was Blur's ex. lead guitarist!

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December 03, 2003

Reviews Ok, I'm impressed (Captive Review)

Linux software generally has a reputation for having some great, novell ideas, but often lacking in the general 'spit and polish' - difficult to install, unreliable, and so on. However the latest program I have tried out - Captive, is a breath of fresh air - simple to install and set up, and It Just WorksTM. And not only that, it's probably one of the most useful and technically impressive projects I've seen in a long time ...

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November 23, 2003

Reviews Radiohead at the Nynex Arena
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Last night one of British music's best acts played a gig in a little known town called Manchester. I was there.

To say I was ecstatic about seeing them would be an exageration - not because I don't think they're great, but because I originally bought the tickets to cheer myself up after not getting a ticket for Glastonbury (which I later got a ticket for anyway - thanks Mike! ) However, seeing as I had tickets, I had no intention of not going, and so at around 6:30pm me and Sarah arrived at the Nynex* Arena in Manchester.

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October 23, 2003

Reviews iTunes for Windows

Having lusted over the original Mac iTunes since I first played with it two years ago, the rumors of a Windows port back in the spring brought a smile to my face. So when those rumors became solid facts, it was with baited breath that I waited for its release. Well, iTunes has come to Windows (apparently Hell Froze Over), and after playing with it for a few days I have to say it's looking good....


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